Well I made it to New Zealand and have survived my first
few days here! The flights weren’t terrible, but stretch from Honolulu to
Sydney was the longest flight I’ve been on in my non-infant life. I slept
though half of it on and off, so it wasn’t terrible, but I had my dang space
boot taking up 80% of my leg space, so it could’ve been better. Next time I’ll
probably stick it in the overhead bin and bring a flip flop to wear to the
bathroom. I say “next time” because traveling in a boot is awesome. I got wheel
chair rides to all of my gates, skipped every line imaginable, and got an
upgrade to the comfort section on my interisland flight so that I wouldn’t have
to walk as far down the plane. Too bad that was for the shortest of my three
flights, but I’ll take it. It was almost annoying how attentive they were being
– I waited until they dropped me off at my gates and then got up and walked to
the bathroom or to a food stand. I gotta stretch sometime! I was really
enjoying the treatment on my first flight of the morning, from Hilo to
Honolulu. They got me a wheelchair without me even asking and upgraded my seat
and blah blah blah. I was pretty pleased with myself until the last passenger
got on the plane – a double amputee they had to wheel all the way to his seat
across the aisle from me. Aaaaand then I felt like an asshole.

Anyways, my long flight from Honolulu to Sydney was on
Jetstar, which is a budget airline that I’d heard gives you absolutely nothing
for free. No food, no water, no checked baggage, no seat choice, nothing. I was
expecting the plane to be falling apart, like the opening scene to the TV show
LOST. I prepared for a doomsday situation – brought my USB battery pack good
for 10 full iphone charges, two water bottles full of water, two ham and cheese
sandwiches, beef jerky, dried mangoes, a bag of pecans, a clif bar, and there
was probably even an emergency flare in there somewhere for when we inevitably
plummeted into the ocean on our plane that was probably made from salvaged
parts. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that it was a newer model plane
called the Dreamliner, which was pretty snazzy! The seats were 3-3-3 and
everyone had an entertainment player at their seat. The entertainment player
cost $10 to use, but there was a USB port on it so I could charge my phone and
watch the movies that
*I* brought!
The windows were really big (bigger than normal) and there were no shades
because they had adjustable tinting! It worked surprisingly well, and it was
really nice because you could block the direct sunlight but still see outside.
Wonderful. The people next to me clearly sprung for the works, because they had
the “comfort package” delivered, which included a blanket and something else.
Pillow maybe. Neither of them ended up using what they paid for, so that was a
waste. They also paid for the entertainment players which was funny, because
the selections were horrible. I did way better by putting movies and TV shows
on my phone. The guy next to me started watching mine too, haha. The best part
was when they came around to start serving lunch. They obviously have a list of
who had pre-paid for food and went around serving those people first. When they
got to our row, they handed me a package of shortbread and a little thing of
water. I knew immediately that this was a mistake, so I ripped it open and
stuffed my face before they could take it back. :) That was of course the appetizer, so when they came back with the entrees they
apologized and said that they couldn’t give me one. I didn’t care – I still
came out ahead!
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Sky Tower, viewed
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I had a short layover in Sydney, waited way too long for
the city bus in Auckland, got to my hotel at 11:30pm, and crashed by midnight
(which was 2am Hawaii time, meaning I had been up and traveling for 23 hours). I
stayed at the Kiwi International Hotel. It was a very simple room – just a bed,
sink, and desk, but I think it’s safe to say that that was the most comfortable
bed I’ve ever slept in. It might have had something to do with the fact that
I’d been napping in airplane seats all day, or that I’d been sleeping in a
sleeping bag for the last seven months, or maybe it was just a really awesome
bed. I put my earplugs in and slept like a baby. Fortunately I wasn’t jet
lagged, just tired from the day of travel. Hawaii is two hours ahead but a day
behind, so I completely lost my Saturday. I left at the crack of dawn on Friday
and arrived just before midnight on Saturday. Weird.
My first day in Auckland was very uneventful. I woke up
at 7:30 but didn’t bother leaving my hotel until around noon. I got brunch at
this little French place not far from my hotel, then wandered around to find
out where my bus stop was for the next morning. Auckland is surprisingly hilly,
so I wasn’t looking forward to doing the trek in my boot with all my bags.
Eventually I wandered back to my hotel to rest and watch TV shows (I have a
broken foot – don’t judge me!), and then went out again for dinner at Al’s
Deli. I got this really delicious salad with roasted red peppers, goat cheese,
chorizo, fried chicken, and some other stuff. After eating the last bits of
food in my cupboard for a week in Hawaii (which didn’t include much in the way
of fresh produce, if you can imagine), a good salad was exactly what I needed.
That was also a good learning day for me – I learned that walking around a lot
and not staying on top of my pain meds is a bad idea. My ankle swelled up from
only a couple hours of walking, and it was hurting more than it ever had.
Granted, I’d never walked for a couple hours on it, and I was always taking
plenty of meds, so this was a bad combo. Good to get that figured out on a day
that didn’t matter, because the next day was way more important!
I woke up early with the intentions of running across the
street for a fresh bagel at Al’s in time to run back across the street, grab my
bags, and catch a city bus most of the way to the InterCity bus stop and then
walk the rest of the way. As soon as I saw the continental breakfast at my
hotel I dropped all of those plans. Of course, as soon as I sat down with my
plates of food I noticed a sign that said the breakfast was $15 to be paid at
the bar. Dang it! But… no one ever showed up at the bar, so free breakfast!
When I checked out the guy at the counter convinced me to just take a taxi
straight to the bus station because the hills would kill me with the ankle AND
the bags. He was probably right. The taxi driver was really nice – as soon as
he saw my boot he ran up to help me with my bags. Funny, because he said “Oh
I’m sorry, I didn’t notice your ankle at first!” like he wasn’t going to help
me at all, until he noticed the boot. Whatever, I’ll take it! He even took my
bag into the bus station for me. Nice guy! But no tipping in this country. Very
strange to get good service and not reward the people for it. But the locals
are very against it because they don’t want foreigners setting a precedent.
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| The Green Dragon |
My bus left at 8am and took 3 hours to get to Matamata.
Ever heard of it? It’s this little town of about 6,000 people settled somewhere
in the countryside between Auckland and Rotorua. Why did I go there? Because
it’s the starting point for tours heading to HOBBITON!! Day two of my trip and
I was off to see the hobbits! It was a walking tour, so I wasn’t sure
how I’d do, but it turned out just fine. Minor hills, slow pace, lots of
stopping. Sheesh, do I sound old or what? Anyways, the countryside was
beautiful! Everything was so green and lush. There were TONS of sheep all over
the hillsides, and it being the start of spring there were little lambs
EVERYWHERE! They were adorable and bitty. Our tour only had eight people on it,
which was shocking. There were tours earlier in the day with over 30 people.
The max they can take on a single tour is 41, which seems ridiculous; there’s
no way they’d all be able to get their pictures in in the short amount of time
that they stop at each hobbit hole and vista. We definitely lucked out with
that one. Everyone on our tour had seen the movies, but I was the only one to
read the books. We picked up our guide at the gift shop, where people who drive
themselves meet up with the tours. From there we headed over a couple hills and
then got our first glimpse of The Green Dragon (the bar).
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| First view of Hobbiton! |
We parked at the bottom and then started our walk into
Hobbiton along the path that Gandalf takes into town in his cart at the
beginning of the Fellowship of the Ring; Frodo runs down to greet him on the
hill by the path and says “you’re late”. Remember that? Well it was right
there! There were hobbit holes of all sizes so that different actors could
stand by them and make them seem shorter or taller. Each hobbit also had some
occupation, and that was definitely evident based on the props surrounding each
hobbit hole – the baker, gardener, cheese maker, bee keeper, etc. We got to see
inside a couple hobbit holes, and I even got to go stand in a doorway, but for
the most part all of these are external features with absolutely nothing
inside. In fact most were made out of plywood and flimsy materials because they
were going to deconstruct the whole set… until they realized that it could
become an attraction. As a result they have to do the occasional maintenance,
which was unfortunately the case during my visit – Bilbo’s famous house had a
bunch of scaffolding right next to the door! But you still got the idea. They
are also in the process of building an event center or something, so they had
to drain the lake in order to lay the foundation. We didn’t get quite the same
majestic view that Bilbo had from his house, but it was still pretty amazing. On
our way out we walked by Sam’s original house and then the house he has at the
end of The Return of the King, where he goes home to his wife and children (fun
fact: the girl running to him was his actual daughter, and the baby Rosie was
holding was her actual baby).






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| Bilbo's house!! Don't mind the scaffolding... |
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| Sam's house that he shares with Rosie |
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| The Green Dragon |
Hmm, other interesting things I learned: the wood fences
outside each house look super old, but they are barely 10 years old – just
painted with vinegar and covered with a bunch of fake moss that they plastered
and painted on! The tree on top of Bilbo’s house is fake and has a thousand
fake leaves, each attached by hand (but when they filmed The Hobbit they had to
change the tree and make it look 60 years younger). When Gandalf walks into
Bilbo’s house and bumps his head in the beginning of The Fellowship of the
Ring, that was totally accidental, but the actor stayed in character. The
little pond near the garden was manmade, and after they made it a bunch of
frogs moved in and were SO LOUD they could barely hear the actors, so they had
to relocate the frogs for the duration of filming. The massive tree by the lake
that was featured at Bilbo’s birthday party was the main feature that sold this
place over 11 other candidate farms. The farm owner had to sign a
confidentiality agreement before he was even told what the filming project was,
and after being told it was for The Lord of the Rings he said “the lord of the
what?”. And I think the last tidbit I remember is that when Merry and Pippin
set off fireworks from the back of Gandalf’s cart, Pippin let out actual
screams when they exploded, which they kept in the movie to his dismay. Phew!
Whirlwind tour. But it wasn’t quite over – before leaving we got 20 minutes in
The Green Dragon for a free drink! I got the Sackville Cider and bought a
delicious cranberry and chocolate chip muffin. Definitely a great day.
At that point we went back to Matamata where I caught a
bus to Rotorua where I’ll be for the next few days. Got several things planned
while I’m here, so I’ll keep you posted!